Silly things that my 3 year old little guy has said to me.

"I see the banana in the sky! Look up there!" (speaking of the moon.)

"[Sister] if we be good we can have a treat ok, so stop yelling."

"Mommy, who made the outside?"

"I don't want to brush my teeth. I did it last year."

"Mommy, why is the moon broken?"

"Watch out there are cars on the road! Let's jump over them."

"Are we up or down?"
"What do you mean?"
"Are we up or down?"
"I don't know, bud."
"Well, just pick one mommy."

"Do I have my sister in my tummy?"

"When I'm a girl can I have a sister in my tummy?"

"Daddy, when I get big I will drive you to get a hamburger."

Pointing to his belly button "If this falls off will spiders come out?"

"If I eat my food, hair will come out on my chest."

"Is this popcorn making me big?"

"Mommy, when is the plane bringing daddy home from space?"

"Mommy, there's a worm in my cereal. I don't want to eat it, it looks yucky." (He is very picky when it comes to food, and has quite the imagination. This should be a whole other post on it's own.)