Tuesday, October 02, 2007

A few thoughts from Mommy Going Crazy

#1 It is a little sad and slightly embarrassing when my little dude went and got his friends from down the street to bring them home and show that his mom finally went grocery shopping. I walked into the kitchen to hear "Look, there is food in here, and even here. There is just so much food."

#2 Next time I prepare a little slide show for the young women I need to make sure that ALL the pictures and even the music is saved on my laptop, and not try to run it off the network. I didn't even think about it since I had saved the project on my laptop.

#3 Always be prepared and looking my best for every trip to the library. I couldn't have picked a worse day to take my kids to the library in my pj's still. I saw 4 people that I knew in the 15 minutes we were there. Including a friend that I haven't seen in years.

#4 Never eat two pieces of really yummy wedding cake before dinner. I have a really bad headache now.

#5 When the kids are bugging me to get in the bath at 6:00 they really are tired and they don't just want to play. I can't remember the last time they were ready for bed and asleep this early.

#6 When my baby is constipated try faster to put a diaper on after cleaning the small attempts at pooping.

#7 Daddy really would look funny as a sandwich for Halloween just like the little princess thinks.

#8 Now that we have so much food in the house, maybe the princess will stop walking to the neighbor's house and asking for a bag of marshmallows.

#9 Getting the heater fixed might actually make it easier to get out of bed in the morning. As it stands I poke one foot out and pull it right back in and hide farther under the blankets.

#10 Now that my hubby thinks that I have painted a nice picture of our white trash lifestyle of not showering, not grocery shopping, a broken heater, and such you can send donations here.

Just Kidding don't! (Notice that really isn't a link. It was just a joke!)


Sister said...

Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

mommyoffour said...

You are hilarious! I need to do a catch up post like this! So much going on, this is the best way to document it all! Loved it!

Kim said...

SO FUNNY! Love #1...and seriously I have days like that all the time. I just love this post!

Aubrey said...

Thanks, I deffinatly needed to hear that other moms have days like that too. I have had a couple this week. So your baby has had constipation too? Annie is constipated and it makes me cry everytime she cries. Did you get it cured, or still working. I need suggestions. I am just hoping that its not the same problem Jillian has had. :(

alisonwonderland said...

you've made me smile today!

hang in there - and don't worry about the pj thing! maybe you'll start a trend! (i very often drive the kids to school in my pjs - and hope that i don't get pulled over for some reason!)